Jake's Jokes

They're not really jokes, per se, but cute things Jake says. I've said for awhile now that I haven't been as good about writing down Jake's funny comments as I was Will's. So I'm trying to get better, I haven't caught everything, but a few here and there. I think I've misplaced some too.

1/21
Jake: Hey dad, this is my...
Daniel: Bag?
J: No, box
D: Oh, it's your box?
J: No, it's my bag
D: Oh, so now it's your bag?
J: No, it's my bag box
D: That sounds very official
J: Yep!! It's official!
-- Mr. Contrary here

5/9
Jake was wrapped in a blanket as a raccoon and I find him,
Me: Hey, how did this raccoon get in here? I don't want a raccoon in my house!
Jake: (laughs and laughs)
M: Go back to your raccoon house!
J: I don't sink soooooo!
-- turns out he got this from Minions, I thought he made it up. Still cute, though :)

On a pretty regular basis: "Mom, can we talk?"

My cutie baker wanted some pictures taken yesterday and was posing like a natural. These were all his idea.