Do I really need an introductions to these little conversations and/or statements Will makes anymore? I doubt my rambling makes him any more or less funny, so let's just get to the good stuff!
2/20
While playing memory:
-You gotta think in your brain
-Don't lose or you will never win again!
2/25
W: You want me to be scared?!! You want me to run away from you guys?!! 'Cause you keep showing me scary things forever! You want one of those scary guys comin' to my house?
D: Mommy dressed up as one of those once
W: She just did that 'cause she didn't think anyone else was scared of them
-- we're talking about clowns here --
You shaved your beard off?!! Oh no! I don't like that. You look weird! (starts crying) That makes me sad and I don't wanna be sad. When grandma sees that she's gonna freak out! Nobody is going to like it. Why did you do that?!?!!
-- who knew he'd be so upset 'cause Daniel shaved his face?--
2/28
I will do what God wants me to do, I will just do it! I will always do what God tells me.
-- little man knows how to melt a mama's heart :) --
3/4
While on their way to McDonald's (seriously):
D: We're not going to eat. You aren't getting a happy meal
W: What am I getting, a mad meal? I gotta eat something!
-- he was just going with my brother and nephew to play on the playground--
3/9
M: Will, feed Keenan
W: He's not hungry right now
M: How do you know?
W: 'Cause sometimes I knew when he's hungry and sometimes I don't know. That's just how I am.
3/19
To his cousin, Olivia:
W: You ruin my stuff so I don't want you to play with my stuff anymore!
O: I didn't ruin anything
W: You broke my flower I got at school so you ruined me! That's what you did. And you can't play with my stuff anymore!