9/29-
W: I workin so hard.
Me: Working so hard watching me?
W: No, I...yea. Workin so hard watchin you. (pause) I gotta go take a break.
-he didn't actually take a 'break' from watching me cook, but it was funny-
9/30
Daddy tickled my armpits. That's how I got sick.
W: Here, you can have a drink of mine.
M: No thank you, I don't want to get sick.
W: NO WAY! Then we go back to the doctor and they say "What!? You back?" That's what they will say.
Mommy, I sick. I sick from not eating turkey sandwich.
I didn't poo. That's why I'm sick.
10/4-
Bad guys love liars so you better don't lie!
10/7-
Me: What do you know?
W: I know everything.
W: Don't dance like me!
Me: Just you get to dance?
W: Yes, this is my song.
10/9-
D: Jackahoos love the hoboshack. In fact, the hoboshack is a jackahoo paradise!"
W: I not a jackahoo paradise, you are! That's not very nice, you don't call me that!
D: I didn't call you anything.
W: You just not saying Will.
D: I didn't call you a jackahoo, I just said the hoboshack is a jackahoo paradise. So if you're not a jackahoo then it doesn't apply to you.
W: I'm going to be a jackahoo for Halloween! You know what a jackahoo is?!?
D: A word I made up...
W: It's a bad guy!
10/12-
W: I had a bad dream about tigers!
M: You did?!!
W: When I was at the zoo they broke the glass and scratched me up. And they bit me 'cause they scratched me up. They stuck a stick on my back and elbow.
I was not flying.
Then Jesus helped me. He told the bad tigers to go somewhere else.
-love this! especially 'cause Will is always so animated when telling stories like this-
10/13-
You know what? I don't know why this song is in my head!
10/15-
My belly's thinkin' 'bout goin' out to dinner tonight. That's what it's thinkin' 'bout.
Funny as always. I think will got a well deserved break from watching you cook. It's hard work watching someone else cook.
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