Let's Talk

Some of Will's quotable conversations lately:

9/23-
W: I had a bad dream
M: Oh no! What did you dream?
W: That a shark ate me up at the park. The big park
M: A shark! that is a bad dream
W: Yea, he said, where's Will? I want to eat him up! He was so hungry and said I was very yummy. But he didn't chew me up.
M: He didn't?
W: No, he just swallowed me. That's all. He just ate me 'cause he was hungry. He just can't find a way to eat and that's why he swallowed me up. I not food!!
When Daniel came down, Will re-told the story/dream
D: How did a shark get you at the park? How did he get on land? (so logical, it's a 3-year old's dream, lol!)
W: He was under the bridge! All the sharks ate me up, they say, ooohhh, let's eat him

While driving-
W: Can we go there for lunch tonight? You never take me there
Me: Nope. We've never taken you there. Tonight would be dinner, not lunch
W: Maybe I have been there. Maybe you took me there on Friday
M: No honey, you've never been there
W: Nope. So we go tonight. Is that a good idea?
M: We'll see
W: It's gonna be fun going out to eat!!
M: I guess
W: What are you gonna get mom?
M: I don't know. I didn't say we were going
W: I think I'll get aaaa--- corndog
M: I don't think they have corndogs
W: I think they do. Let me check. Yep, they have corndogs. I called and asked
-Waffle House was the restaurant and no, we didn't go-

9/25-
W: My phone's not working mommy
Me: Oh no, that's not good. Why is it not working?
W: It just needs to charge when we get home
M: Oh, ok.
-this was a restaurant crayon box he was pretending to be a phone-

W: Hi dogs. Did you miss me?

W: Can I play a game?
D: Who told you you were getting special treats?
W: No one. Let's talk about my disobedience dad. Let's sit down and talk about it. I've been very bad and no one can help me
D & me: Jesus can help you
W: No. I want to help myself
-we explained that a lot of people do but we need His help-

W: I'm beating disobedience out of my mouth. Get out of my chin! I'm beating it out!

9/26-
W: Where is your blueberry? Blueberry phone?
D: You mean blackberry?
W: Yea blackberry.
-Will gave up the box of crayons and started making calls on D's old phone-

9/27-
W: Let's talk about my obedience. I know my obedience been bad buuuut...I can't help it

W: Get out of my face attitude! I knocked the attitude outta my face.

I'm guessing you can see what we've been struggling with around here lately. And a random picture just because: