Funny boy

I know I've missed some things lately, but have managed to write down a few conversations little man has come up with lately.

1/27
M: Decepticons are the bad guys, Autobots are the good guys
W: No, decepticons not bad guys
M: Yes they are honey. Megatron is a bad guy and he's a decepticon
W: No they not bad guys. The bad guy just comes and makes them bad 'cause they don't have toys to play with. And no food to eat.

1/28
Hey dad, you better watch out for Swiper the fox or he's gonna swipe your face off!

2/3
Let's get a snack I'm hungry. My belly hurts 'cause it wants grandma just like I want grandma!

2/4
I need to let my belly rest. What's my deal with sayin that all the time when I eat somethin?

2/10
M: Hey Hulk
W: I'm not Hulk!
M: You're wearing Hulk underwear
W: I just want to wear it! that doesn't mean I'm Hulk!
- for several days leading up to this he pretended to be the Hulk alot-

2/11
to Keenan:
I know you love me but it's not all about licking

2/16
Are you sure you wanna sleep here 'cause my room doesn't look this good at night time. Are you sure you wanna sleep in this creepy room?