And the laughter continues...

12/4-
D: What did you learn today?
W: I don't know
D: Who's Jesus' mommy?
W: I don't know
A: Mary. Just like I'm your mommy
W: Why?
A: 'Cause Jesus knew we needed a Will so He gave you to us
W: And a Maggie?
A: Yes, He gave us Maggie too. 'Cause he knew she needed a big brother Will to love
D: And He knew you needed a mommy & daddy
A: Who love you very much
W: And Jesus gave us a bad guy at the hoboshack

-ha, glad the lesson came down to that-

W: Hey guys! If we wanna watch a movie tonight you have to listen and obey. Ok?
A: That's right
W: Daddy, you wanna watch a movie tonight?

-the end motive always reveals itself-

12/7-
W: Mommy, when I was at church one time, a turtle smacked me in the face
M: How did a turtle smack you in the face?
W: 'Cause I was at church (as if that's an every day thing).
I was walking and fell in the water and he smacked me.

-makes perfect sense-

12/10-
W: When we go to Grandma's house, I'll be running outside the car
A: Do you think you'll get there faster than the car?
W: Yea

Have a good time man!

D: Did you see Keenan's tail almost knock the tree!?
W: (shakes his head no) Where is it? He doesn't have a tail!
D&A: Oh no! Where'd his tail go?
A: Did you steal it?
W: (shakes head yes)
D&A: Why would you do that?
W: (shakes head no)
A: Did someone break in and steal his tail?
D: Was it the bad guy?
W: Yea!
D: So his tail is at the hoboshack?
A: Should you go there to investigate?
W: (shakes head no) I'm gonna go to the hoboshack and beat him up!!

12/11-
That's a crazy thing. You a crazy guy!

Today-
You don't have to be afraid of jail. We just playin' jail Zoe. That's all

W: I can't talk to you right now. I'm watching my movie Star Wars
Grandma: So you can't even talk for a minute!?
W: Grandma! That's how it goes. Kids watch movies and can't talk to they grandma sometimes

-I'm still laughing at this one-

I see you tomorrow Spiderman! I miss you while you broken right now!

D: How do you know it's your blanket?
W: 'Cause it's green and I like green so it's my blanket!