Cute conversations

After bedtime story, songs and prayers, Will likes to mention what he'll have for breakfast in the morning. Tonight he said "tomorrow we have pancakes!" to which I replied, "ah! we don't have the ingredients, I forgot to buy Bisquick at the store." We explained further why I couldn't make pancakes and the following conversation ensued:

A: but maybe we can GO somewhere to get pancakes in the morning!
D: did you know you know you can go out to eat in the morning?
W: yea. And Jesus will be there
A: Jesus?
W: No, Joshua
D: No, Joshua won't be there
W: Only Jesus?
A: No, Jesus won't be there
D: Well, he will, but you can't see him
A: you can't see him, but he's right here
W: in your belly?
D&A: in your heart
W: in you heart? You can see him?
D&A: no, but you can feel him
W: feel him? (pause) Ah! he bite me!
D&A: no, son he doesn't bite. Goodnight.


Other funnies lately
(3/4) W: you done working yet?
A: no honey
W: but after you done you get me cheese chips?
A: yeah
W: ok. that sounds good mommy

(3/4) A: Will, 3 more bites and you can get that brownie
W: Oh! 5 more bites?
D&A: Yes, 5 more bites
--great negotiator, this one--

(3/5) W: I hurt my lip on your bed!
D: How did you do that, jumping on the bed?
W: No. I..... (silent)
D: What did you do?
W: I don't want to tell you
D: Why not, did you do something you aren't supposed to?
W: Yes
--Will walks off--

(3/8) I'm too fast for rain

(3/12) D: are you going to finish your spaghetti?
W: No
D: Why not?
W: They talk to me and say 'Will, don't eat me'

LOL, how can you argue that?

Updates
(3/15) I drink all your fruit fruit. My tongue getting so cold. My tongue talk to me and say "I don't want to be cold."

(3/16) while lifting weights:
W: that hurt mommy?
-shake my head-
W: daddy don't make mommy do that! It hurts!